Is Barack Obama here?

Posted in Humor, Odd, Strange, Weird with tags , , , , , on July 18, 2008 by Oddirector

Zzzzzzz… O HAI! Were you waiting for a post from me? I’ve temporarily come out of dormancy to bring you this candidate for oddity:

The Germans love Hasselhoff... and a Gary Coleman styled doll

The Germans love Hasselhoff... and Gary Coleman

See, I dig Obama as much as the next Obamagirl, but really, something about this doll, selling for a whopping $200 a pop, reminds me more of a groomed Buckwheat than a Barack, OTAY? Or better yet, a nearly life-sized Gary Coleman. You decide. I’m not so sure that this isn’t an O-bomb-ination in terms of likeness.

Perhaps Obama transcends the doll genre and needs to move straight into the superhero/action figure stratosphere. It worked with Men in Black.

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ODDiSTRY Episode Four! Bay To Breakers 2008

Posted in 2008, Answers, Ask, Bay To Breakers, Comedy, Humor, Jesus, Oddirector, Oddistry, Oddproducer, San Francisco, San Francisco Events, Strange, Tomfoolery, Weird on May 20, 2008 by Oddirector

Drunken tomfoolery, a bunch of asses and of course, Bacon. A surprise guest appearance by Hunky Jesus 2007 from ODDiSTRY episode two, crowd Karaoke, Vikings, Pirates and Villains.

We’ve cut the time of the video by almost three minutes, which gives you more time to goof off on other things at work BESIDES ODDiSTRY. Here’s the link to the higher quality Vimeo version too.

Watch it on YouTube here:

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FINALLY! ODDiSTRY Episode Three: Maker Faire

Posted in Answers, Ask, Automotive, Comedy, Grilled Cheese, Humor, Maker Faire, Mousetrap, Nikola Tesla, Odd, Oddiophile, Oddirector, Oddistry, Odditeur, Oddproducer, San Francisco Events, Steampunk, Strange, Weird on May 8, 2008 by Chadrick

Steampunks, Duct Tape and the mother of all invention! Beavers with computers shoved up their asses, grilled cheese sandwiches and the most useful belt in the history of the world. Enough jibba jabba! On with the show!


View the higher quality Vimeo version by clicking here.

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ODDiSTRY Logo Makes ODDiRECTOR Hurl

Posted in Humor, Odd, Oddirector, Oddistry, Oddproducer, Weird on May 7, 2008 by Chadrick

The YouTube Video posted below inspires the following conversation:
Oddirector: so this stuff seriously makes me want to ralph
Oddirector: you can quote me on that
Oddirector: it’s like the Swirl of Destiny is the new hallucinogen

Yes, Maker Faire Oddistry Episode 3 on its way. In the meanwhile, keep watching this.

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Making ODD @ Maker Faire

Posted in Answers, Ask, Comedy, Conventions, Flickr, Humor, Laughing Squid, Maker Faire, Mousetrap, Odd, Oddiophile, Oddirector, Oddistry, Odditeur, Oddproducer, San Francisco, San Francisco Events, Strange, Weird on May 3, 2008 by Oddirector

[Quick Update] We will be at the Maker Faire today after 2 PM investigating and interrogating anyone odd enough to trigger our internal Oddetectors. You never know what we are going to ask (neither do we, until we’re there), so we’ll be exercising our impromptu and off-the-cuff chops with you fine folks at the faire.

If we *already* have /or should pull you aside for an interview *like now*, and you found us here via some James Bond type sensibility or tech gadget, leave a comment on how we can find you before/or after the fact. Or contact us on Oddistry on Twitter or via tips@oddistry.com

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Why Did ODDiSTRY Endorse Leora for Mahalo Idol?

Posted in Comedy, Humor, Odd, Weird with tags , on April 28, 2008 by Chadrick

Well, she’s admittedly weird, and we like our weird. Leora has just posted a link on her site that shows a puppet she’s recently created singing to a Yael Naim song. Since puppets are inherently odd, here’s the video:

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ROFLcon Memefest

Posted in Conventions, Humor, Odd, Weird with tags , , , , on April 25, 2008 by Oddirector

If that title there didn’t confuse n00bs enough, the entire premise behind the ROFLcon would. Besides being an excuse to shake things up in Baaaahstin with some major Internet Meme LOL-age, this deserves a tip of our finely-milled hats at ODDiSTRY. I’m not new to being weird or odd, but more so new to organized weirdness, AND it just warms the cockles of my heart to see evidence of such a gathering going on right now. Anil Dash summarizes it best in a past blog post.

If you have what it takes to hang with the Tron Guy, you should consider going. On a sidenote, I’ve reverse-engineered the formula:

Tron Guy - fred0 on Flickr, Graphic - Oddistry.com

Speaking of the tragically sexy, perhaps next time we’ll be there bringing more of teh geek sexay dressed in full-on Hampster Dance gear (furries?) or something far more more obnoxious (especially if we start one of our own memes… an Oddirector can dream, yah). Long ago and far away, I attended the Webbys and happened to find myself sandwiched between the likes of Dancing Paul and the Peter Pan guy. I can imagine that ROFLcon must be like that, but ten times frothier.

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Maverick OddProducer Rebels Against Brutally Mean But Stunningly Beautiful and Talented Oddirector

Posted in Answers, Ask, Clinton, Comedy, Future, Humor, Obama, Oddirector, Oddproducer, Politics on April 25, 2008 by Chadrick

Hi. I’m the soon to be defined as “renegade” OddProducer at ODDiSTRY.COM. Our bad ass ODDiRECTOR, Diana Furka, had a stern talking with me tonight about the content of our blog and how it needs to be changed. I agree with her of course. However, I had to partake in one last unapproved blog post before she laid down the iron fist and golden rule of what ODDiSTRY is to become. We are now going to be refocusing much of the content of this blog and focus more on relevant Odd stuff.
Like the video of Hilary winning her campaign below!

Stay tuned for the Furka revamp, things are about to be cranked into high gear:

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Huge Rat To Spawn War Between Quillpill and ODDiSTRY

Posted in Comedy, Flickr, Mascot, Oddproducer, Quillpill on April 24, 2008 by Chadrick

Okay, okay, so it’s not a Rat, it’s a Chinchilla. It just looks like a rat. Why is this vermin, pleasantly named Frank, a source of contention between Quillpill.com and ODDiSTRY? Well, Quillpill has decided to use Frank as the official mascot of their site and Frankly, pun intended, we want it. It’s just to damned Odd to pass up. Why can’t we have Frank the Chinchilla to be our mascot?
Franks is strange, he’s tech savy as you can see by the photo below with his nifty Sprint Mogul Pocket PC running Windows mobile and not to mention, he’s a little dirty. And you know how ODDiSTRY loves our dirty.

So, thoughts? Does Frank fit ODDiSTRY? Should I beg and plead to Quillpill to hand him over?
Enjoy the pics :)
Frank
Frank of Quillpill.com

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Take a Bath With John Malkovich

Posted in Actors, Ask, Bathing, Bierko, Comedy, Humor, Malkovich, Odd, Oddproducer, Sex, Weird on April 23, 2008 by Chadrick

In case you missed the advertising during the Spurs game tonight, no worries, ODDiSTRY was watching for you. What was the Gem we found most interesting, hysterically funny, and Odd?

Craig Bierko giving John Malkovich a bath.
Yes, you read that correctly. Enjoy by clicking here.

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WTF is ODDiSTRY Up To?

Posted in Automotive, Comedy, Flickr, Humor, Mousetrap, Odd, Oddiophile, Oddirector, Oddistry, Odditeur, Oddproducer, San Francisco Events, Weird on April 21, 2008 by Chadrick

That’s a good question. Judging by the lack of new episode’s we’ve had, it would appear not much. However, this isn’t the case. It takes time to put things together when the company is new, and that’s exactly what we’ve been doing. Since traffic is still coming our way we’ve been putting up posts that we thought you guys, liking odd things and all, would be into. And of course things we’re into.

We’ve attended a few events, which have mostly been let downs. We thought it would be better to spare you than to have you sit through what we would ourselves consider to be crap. And that’s a high bar, believe it or not.

So instead, a few introductions. We’ve linked to our personal blogs on the right, under the Twitter link, feel free to check us out. We’ve also got our Flickr Feed working on the right so check out some pics if you are interested and have time. Best!

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David Lynch Wants Your Panties In His Mouth

Posted in David Lynch, Leora Zellman, Panties, Sex, What to do with Fan Clothing on April 21, 2008 by Chadrick

This is a few months old, but I just couldn’t resist.

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Lets All Dance Alone Together

Posted in Uncategorized on April 21, 2008 by Chadrick

Perez Hilton has posted a story about a silent rave that took place in London this weekend. I’ve never heard of this, but apparently its happened before in the U.K.

Click the Photo below for the whole story.
Silent Rave

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Valleywag Goes Odder Than They Already Are

Posted in Actors, Comedy, Humor, Odd, Oddistry, San Francisco, Strange, Valleywag, Weird on April 18, 2008 by Chadrick

We love Valleywag, of course. Owen at the rag just tossed us a link to one of their newer posts.
This is hysterical.
I’m not going to link the video on ODDiSTRY in an effort to not draw people from their site, but follow this link to check it out.
Funny stuff.

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Oddistry Officially Endorses Leora Zellman For Mahalo Idol

Posted in Actors, Comedy, Odd, Oddistry on April 16, 2008 by Chadrick

That’s right people, we’ve got a favorite! Biased towards Leora? Yes. Is she still the best choice? You bet!
Watch, vote, comment. Let’s help our Odd little Leora show Jason Calcanis what a real woman is like, it’s not like Mahalo doesn’t need the help.

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